The Camaro ZL1 is a 580 horsepower hairy beast normally. It's especially so when the traction control is turned off, as one Houston driver only described as "young" found out when he hilariously drove it straight into a swimming pool.

Ashton Bradley, a person who says he knows our hooning anti-hero, told local TV station KPRC that he was driving behind the ZL1:

"I was driving right behind him the whole time," said Brantley. "He lost control, and I think he took his traction control off. And then he just hit the curb, and then went into the fence, and then he hit the pool."

Yes, he just lost control, and then he just hit the curb. It's amazing, how these 580 horsepower monsterbeasts just "lose control," like that, and hit a curb, like that, and then go for a swim, like that, all on their own, with the traction control mysteriously turned off on a suburban Texas street.

The victim of the sentient Chevrolet was not injured.

All hail the Machines.

H/t to Rogelio!