Awesome-Sounding Range Rover 'Stealth Pack' Just Some Stupid Vents

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I got all fired up when I saw "Range Rover To Add 'Stealth Pack'" in my inbox this morning; hoping for a kickass security-spec variant or something. But nope; the special edition Range Rover that will be on display at the Goodwood Festival Of Speed is just a regular Range Rover with some extra AutoZoney accessories.

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Don't get me wrong, the Range Rover Sport is a sweet looking SUV (or has it been melted down into a "crossover" classification yet?) but man, I feel like the "Stealth Pack" moniker could have included some radar-gun deflecting paint or bulletproof windows or tacks that drop out of the rear bumper.

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From Land Rover's press office:

"a set of exterior design enhancements, including satin black front grille and grille surround, fog lamp bezels, bonnet and fender vents, upper mirror caps and tailgate finisher. Stealth finish on non-reflective headlamp and tail lamp surfaces along with a choice of 21" 9-spoke, or 22" 5-spoke wheels, in satin black finish with wheel nuts in gloss black, further distinguishes the vehicle."

Wheel nuts. In gloss black. FINALLY.

Any guesses on what this Plasti-Dip job will cost if you order it at the Land Rover dealership?

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bmwjlrtech
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I'm a tech at a Land Rover Jaguar dealer. We have so many customers that want us send out wheels and other bits to be painted black that we almost had to stop because other work wasn't getting done.