José Rodríguez Jr.

Typical bloody cager... Read more

Is it a car or a bus?

It’s pretty easy to predict how humans would react to aliens. Some will worship them, others will want to kill them, and of course there will be a group who will want to have sex with them.

12/23/21

Until one of them reliably tells me there’s a cop up ahead, I’ll stick with Waze.

12/22/21

My 2018 F-150 has a turn key ignition. Love it

12/16/21

Mandatory minimum laws are obscene in all instances.

12/15/21

Hey, you missed the best one:

11/15/21

I probably wouldn’t have caught had not my brother and I spent a lot of time in that truck as kids. Especially in the bed. The 80's was that weird time when you could still just toss your kids in a truck bed without any restraints or safety features and take a drive for a couple of hours.

9/24/21

NFT’s are Beanie Babies for tech bros, and I will die on this hill.

9/23/21

“Access to restaurant bathrooms” Read more

8/31/21

With apologies to Bradley Brownell and the approximately 17 other people who actually put their money where their mouths are... the Regal TourX.

8/26/21

This is the sort of headline that every writer wants to write but few get to.

I hope you are proud of yourself this doesn’t happen very often.

8/25/21

Marty McFly approved

8/25/21

He sold it to his insurance company.

8/20/21

Imagine being the guy that shows up to the racing school and passes on the Mustang and thinks “yeah…I’m Steve McQueen, but with the kids in the back”.

8/19/21

What a throwback. I instantly recognized Ms G’s when i saw that image as I came from that same town. Read more

8/13/21

Im 100% down with the Astro/Safari. Would be nice to see a modular, truck based light duty van again.

8/12/21

Once the power window relays halt production, we will have a Jalopnik-edition Gol.

8/10/21

“He went on to say he’d “love to see auto manufacturers take some responsibility,” regarding the misuse of performance cars” Read more

8/9/21

I see that thing has seating for five passengers with the bed folded up. The sleeping arrangements are going to be a bit cramped, or friendly, depending on your tastes. 😏

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