well shit, you just saved me like 3,000 words
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it’s a safety measure to ensure that you, the driver, won’t literally pass out while barreling at 85mph down a freeway Read more

WORTH IT, BABY  Read more

the influence of SUVs and therefore crossovers erupted into the rest of the world because America operates at its finest when it’s exporting its culture, whether it’s Schwarzenegger movies or Jordache jeans or big ol’ crossovers with automatic transmissions Read more

Joke’s on you, pal: I AM stupid Read more

honestly, me too Read more

stop it, you’re too damn kind Read more

Hell yeah my man. Love that two-tone Read more

But in what epoch did the Ford Explorer emerge from the bubbling swamps? Read more

and I stuck an iPad to the dash, which was the style at the time

it’s true. fight me Read more

my Fur Idiot loves* to ride along in my small cute car, so scratch on that, “Haters”

this is the worst take yet, Helvetica deserves something, anything not as overwrought  Read more

never gave the convertibles too much thought vs. the coupes, but CONVINCE ME, PEOPLE

It’s very cool that this is named “fried rice syndrome” and not after like, Golden Corral or Hometown Buffet or something Read more

Check me out, I can’t blend in

Pastel cars are the best.

Why are you not surprised? Read more

I’d love a badass Pajero. My uncle in northern China had a ‘95 with the triple gauges in the center stack

Mike...are you related to Bob Villa Read more