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We still do driving embargoes, but that’s based on different reasoning. With informational embargoes, everything is timed to maximize the marketing effort, which is pretty contrary to what we do. When it comes to a press drive, the purpose of the embargo is to give everyone a chance to try the vehicle. With a… Read more

It’s gray. Read more

Jalopnik is one of the very few outlets that does not agree to informational embargoes. That means that other outlets sign extensive non-disclosure agreements, agreeing to sit on information for days, weeks, sometimes months in advance, and not say a peep about it until a manufacturer’s marketing team says they can.… Read more

We’ll be having a deep-dive about the technical specs coming shortly! Read more

GRAD SCHOOL CAN ONLY LAST SO LONG PLEASE COME BACK WE’LL MISS YOUR BLOGS Read more

lol “the budget Jalopnik can provide” Read more

I would say most, if not all. At least basic maintenance stuff. David Tracy can probably swap a nuclear device in under an hour with the right tools. I’ve watched Raph do a valve adjustment in a parking lot while it’s pouring rain. I’m pleased with myself when I swap the battery in my key. So there’s a spectrum. But… Read more

If France has ceased to exist by this time next year, I will eat one (1) whole escargot. Read more

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You’d be shocked how many cars have vast exterior dimensions yet don’t really work for kids. Front seats often need to be moved forward to fit a rear-facing seat in the back, while still maintaining front passenger legroom. Is the rear door opening square enough to get your kid into the seat without bumping their… Read more

In Spartanburg?? Read more

Yeah, I’m just saying Tesla can’t do it fast enough on its own. Why not give me a couple bil and I’ll take a shot? Read more

No, I’m saying that when you drive an AMG GT, people feel sorry for you. They don’t know what’s wrong. Read more

GO ISLANDERS Read more

BRAD. Read more

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how dare you besmirch my writing by implying that this take is good Read more

I wrote it <3 Read more

PUT HIM BACK Read more