I wanted to include a Bed Bug Detector app but Joe Brown told me it had to be based in reality. Boo. Read more
Brian Moylan
BrianMoylan
I am still publishing stuff for Gawker, it is just now on Gizmodo. And you can find me every day on Hollywood.com and weekly on Vice.com. I'm EVERYWHERE! Read more
I want to find that conductor and have her do a "How to Behave on the Train" video. Read more
I was trying to prove that she wasn't as elite as she thinks. OF COURSE she lives in Cos Cob. She can't afford real Greenwich, but she wants to be there so bad. Read more
They keep saying "this summer" but still haven't set a date. Read more
And Summer Heights High, which wasn't my favorite, but others loved it. Read more
Yes! That is also a symptom! Read more
That is excellent. I wish I had thought of that. Read more
Yeah, I kind of am. What you did is basically like showing up to a party and telling all the guests that you know of a better party down the street. I don't take kindly to it. Read more
Why? Does he have a patent on photographing old buildings or something? Guess what, he's not the first and he's not going to be the last. Read more
Yup. And no byline. I hereby take credit for my "Priest in a Pocket" joke. Read more
@Ticks_In_The_City: KINKY. I like it. Read more
@Ticks_In_The_City: Well, not for love at least...but see above. I'll have sex with just about anyone. Read more
@missing_piece: Ha, even when I'm in my "glasses" it's not that easy for me to fall in love. However, I'd probably have sex with just about anyone... Read more
@Ticks_In_The_City: I do love a boy in glasses... Read more
@AnnieGetYourFun: Thankfully there was no Sarah Palin involved in this video. Read more