The Cadillac CTS-V Sport Wagon needs sparing partners, so we're pleased to see Audi testing what looks like a new RS4 Avant überwagon with a 500-ish hp twin-turbo V8. Is someone reading my dream journal? Is a denim chicken next?
Uh oh. Looks like someone pissed off ze Germans. The RS4 Avant will be AWD so it will handle and accelerate better than the Caddy. It will also have a fantastic interior, again, outdoing the Caddy. It will be beautiful and muscular to look at it. Again, unlike the Caddy. And it will be ludicrously expensive. This is the only area where the Caddy will better it, and it's only a matter of time until we have a commercial with the silver-haired guy from Mad Men or the ugly chick from Grey's Anatomy (not the Asian one, the other one. No not the anorexic one, ok the only one left who's not Katherine Heigl. Mmmmm. Katherine Heigl. Wait. WTF was I talking about? Whatever, RS4 FTW!