Remember my advice column, Check the Dipstick? Of course you do โ€” it's a pillar of human culture, duh. Well, I could use some questions from you to answer โ€” and they can be about anything.

Sure, we're all about cars, and I'm happy to do my best with automotive questions, but if you're wondering about anything โ€” that girl you like, that rash, that rash you like, whatever โ€” and don't mind getting advice from a man the National Council of Churches once called a "dipshit" on FM radio, then by all means, please stick 'em in the comments or email them to me, jason[at]jalopnik.com, with Dipstick in the subject.

As always, thanks. You're all my favorites.