Andy Rooney Bitches, Moans About State Slogans On License Plates, Being Old

Last night's bitch-fest by Andy Rooney on 60 Minutes' starts with his inability to discern the difference between cars and then as usual, inexplicably moves towards something only quasi-tangentially related. In this case, license plates and state slogans. Although there's no real point he's driving at, it's funny in that "Oh, Grandpa, you're so old" kind of way. Especially when he explains he's unable to figure out what one of the "cars he's seen on the road" is — and up goes a picture of a Fiat Bravo, which, as you well know, is a car not found on U.S. roads. Oh, Grandpa...you're so old. Isn't it about time you retired to the back porch already? [60 Minutes]

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Triborough
Triborough

To all the New Jersey haters - only residents and those born in the Garden State can make fun of it. Acting Governor Dick Codey apparently signed that law sometime last year. (That is a joke for all you hillbillies from Pennsylvania.)

And if you are wondering about the Garden State slogan take a look at this.

@Mr_Bojangles:

Well there was also LBJ who was actually from Texas unlike the shrubbery who is technically still from Texas.