And the Real Winner Is...

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When you bring a Renault Le Car with skunk tail and fur to a LeMons race, you've already got a big jump on the Index Of Effluency competition. All you need to do is keep the thing running all weekend.

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Pepe Le Pew looked to be running away with the Index at the Gator-O-Rama in February.
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Unfortunately, the Renault's tippy suspension eventually caused the car to flip after what the driver described as "hitting a bump." Not this time, though— today, Pepe kept the furry side up for the duration of the North Dallas Hooptie and went home with the biggest LeMons prize of them all! Congratulations, Crewe Le Pew Redeaux!

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Crew and victims, I must congratulate you, as you have ruined my life.

I showed a picture of the tail bearing Le Car de Pepe and my wife said (I kid you not), "Oh my god, what a cute little car, what is that? *Expletive* *expletive* that thing is ugly as *expletive*. What the *expletive* were they thinking when they made that?"

After some explanation as to what it was and why, she commented, "Then why the *expletive* did they think it would be a good *expletive* race car?"

Some more explaining later, I'm pretty sure I will never, ever, ever be able to participate in a LeMons. Not because she thinks it's dangerous, not because she thinks it's stupid are juvenile, but because (again, what she said), "You ever get that *expletive* drunk and I'll divorce you."

Thanks a *expletive* lot guys. I can't wait for the next one.