A Guy Just Drove A Tractor Over Seven Cop Cars In Vermont

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A Vermont resident just took to a farm tractor and ran over seven police cruisers. We spoke to police and they currently have "no idea why" this happened.

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And yeah, seven cars.

It sounds like the suspect drove his farm tractor over vehicles from the Orleans Country Sheriff's Department and Newport City Police Department. He then kept going down the road until he stopped near a bank. For some reason he then got out and continued on foot.

He was caught and is now in custody. We've reached out to the Newport Sheriff's office and are awaiting further comment. As of right now, they're as confused as we are, though probably less amused.

UPDATE: Police are saying that the man involved, 34-year old Roger Pion, committed the act because he was "upset over a recent arrest." Yep, that sounds about right.

(Hat Tip to mackensie!)

DISCUSSION

I’m the son of a 3rd generation farmer

I’ve been married 10 years to the farmer’s daughter

I’m a cop hatin’ hard workin’ tractor driver

Hoggin’ up the road on my p-p-p-p-plower

Chug a lug a luggin’ 5 miles an hour

On my International Harvester

Seven Crown Vics layin’ on their horns

Fallin’ on deaf ears of corn

Lined up behind me like a big parade

Of fatass power-trippin' jerks

I'm shoutin’ obscene words, flippin’ them the bird

Well I may be on a state paved road

But that blacktop runs through my payload

Excuse me for tryin’ to do my job

But this year ain’t been no bumper crop

If you don’t like the way I’m a drivin’

Go patrol on the Interstate

Otherwise sit tight and be nice

Or I'll drive over your car in my way

Chorus:

Cause I’m a son of a 3rd generation farmer

I’ve been married 10 years to a farmer’s daughter

I got 2 copies of GTA4

I’m a lifetime member of Xbox Live.

Hay! That’s what I make

I make a lotta hay for a little pay

But I’m proud to say

I’m a cop hatin’ hard workin’ tractor driver

Hoggin’ up the road on my a p-p-p-plower

Chug a lug a lugin’ 5 miles an hour

On my International Harvester

Well I know you got your own deadlines

But cussin’ me ain’t savin’ your car Hoss

This big-wheeled wide load ain’t goin’ any faster

So just smile and wave and tip your hat

To the man up on the tractor

Chorus

I’m a cop hatin’ hard workin’ tractor driver

Hoggin’ up the road on my p-p-p-plower

Chug a lug a lugin’ 5 miles an hour

On my International Harvester.