This classic clip illustrates why we don't miss the dark days of active safety, when someone in the auto industry, probably Satan, thought automatic seat belts were a good idea. Also, remember when cars talked to you?

The combination of the talking Chrysler product ‚ÄĒ which can't figure out whether the door being "ajar" or the deployment of the seat belt is the more important announcement ‚ÄĒ and the woman being accosted by the auto belt makes this one, priceless cautionary tale: Safety can kill you.