Mitch Hedberg did a great bit on being on acid and going into the woods to avoid authority figures and then running into a bear, which is "even more of a buzzkill." He later goes on to explain that in England, the forest fire prevention animal is Smacky the Frog instead of Smokey the Bear and that we, as Americans, should adopt this system. It's a great bit (watch it here buried in this crappy clip) but it's not true. There is no Smacky the Frog. Knowing Mitch Hebderg, it probably wasn't so much a lie as he actually hallucinated it at some point. The exploding VW Bus from earlier today may seem like a Michael Bay wet dream, but McMike points out it's all too real a possibility.
This is actually the setup for a Steven Wright joke, now.