Yesterday, LeBron James turned 25 and after winning against Atlanta, teammate Shaquille O'Neil announced he'd gotten LeBron a white Rolls Royce Phantom birthday present. Why don't we have friends like that? Shaq, make ours a Silver Cloud, please.

Actually, this year's is kind of a disappointing haul for the birthday boy. Last year he scored another Phantom and a Ferrari 599. Stupid recession. [ClevelandLeader]