The KFC Double Down is the fulfillment of Tracy Jordan's claim that "meat is the new bread." Rather than putting an original recipe fillet on a bun, the Double Down is two original recipe fillets acting as bread around bacon, pepper jack cheese, swiss cheese, and the disgusting sounding Colonel's Sauce. It's a lot of food for just $4.99. It's the best news for cardiologists since the McGriddle. It's being test-marketed at the moment and has caused quite the stir. When we asked about your crappiest mods we have to thank Captain Caveman for really doubling down on his answer.
You can say it, it's a robot penis.