What's The Best Porn Star Car?

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The sad news that Deep Throat director Gerard Damiano passed away yesterday brought out the interesting fact that the film brought in more than $600 million, profits domestic automakers wish they'd see. It is also a reminder that, post-Deep Throat, the adult-entertainment industry blossomed into a serious money maker, rewarding stars with enough scratch to buy the car of their dreams (before blowing the money on coke). Jenna Jameson used to tool around in a Murcielago before upgrading to a Rolls Royce Phantom, but we think this is perhaps because she's sold out to mainstream culture. For many many many reasons, none of us will be appearing in an adult film anytime soon. But, if we did, we'd need an awesome car to match our new profession. Assuming porn-gotten dollars and pornographic taste, what would be the best porn star car? There are few people that can get away with owning a Zimmer, let alone a Zimmer Quicksilver, but we think porn stars are on that list. Combining the neo-classical styling of Zimmer with the solid underpinnings of a Fiero, it looks like it belongs in a pornographic film. Seriously, halfway through fueling it up we'd be tempted to pull out the nozzle and spray all over the hood. When you picture a porn star, clothed, what kind of car do you picture them driving? This isn't Penthouse so we only want to hear about their daily drivers not anything else you think they do during the course of a normal day. QOTD is your chance to answer the day's most pressing automotive questions and experience the opinions of the insightful insiders, practicing pundits and gleeful gearheads that make up the Jalopnik commentariat. If you've got a suggestion for a good "Question Of The Day" send an email to tips at jalopnik dot com.)