The Yeehaw It's Texas 24 Hours Of LeMons was a roaring success, with high speeds on the track, heroics in the pits, and Texas justice in the penalty area. We had everything from a Baja Bug to a Lexus LS400 on the track, and you'll see 'em all here; even the Supra that blew its engine 10 seconds before the green flag dropped makes this comprehensive list of the Top Lemons Of LeMons Texas! Make the jump to see this fine collection of racing machinery; if this isn't enough LeMons for you, check out the top cars from Toledo '08, New England '08, South '08, Altamont '08, Thunderhill '07, and Altamont '07.

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We'll have more LeMons Texas posts for you during the week, including an in-depth look at some of the new punishments we've devised for on-track miscreants (e.g., the John McCain Uphill Battle Penalty and the Barack Obama Change We Can Believe In Penalty, among many others). Once we've gathered sufficient team-provided photos and videos, we'll put up the Yeehaw It's Texas LeMons Über Gallery.

1: The SCHWING Team


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2: Witchdoctor Motorsports/Bikini Racer


3: Los Gringos Locos


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4: Latch-Key Kids


5: Purple Pin Ball Righty


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6: Los Cucaroches


7: 8NSK8


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8: Warthog Racing


9: The Professionals (At Having Fun)


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10: Formula M (As In Mullet)


11: Large Intestine Debris


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12: The Spartans


13: No Sex In The Champaign Car


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14: Alamo City Rollers


15: Team Sour Puss


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16: Cajun Rice Burners


17: Out Of Town Racing


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18: Johansson Brothers Racing


19: Skidmark Racing


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20: Punisher Racing


21: Little Rock Racing Scene


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22: Team VIP (The Very Important Peasants)


23: Project Yellow Racing


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24: Rum Runners


25: Unintended Acceleration


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26: Chuck Norris


27: Rotor-Heads


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28: Enginerds


29: Flying Hoondee


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30: Never Give Up


31: Race Hard Race Ugly


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32: Monkey Put The Cork Back


33: Big Easys Big Sleazys


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34: Grocery Getter


35: Purple Pin Ball Lefty


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36: The Bronze


37: Tetanus Neon


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38: Lemonade


39: The Bum Steers And The MooPoo Crew


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40: Longhorn Raceworks


41: Blind Squirrel Racing Team


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42: MusTank Racing Inc, LLC P.O.S.


43: El Toro Loco


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44: Molly Whopping Wankel


45: Uber Balls Racing


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46: Los Diablos Racing Team


47: Mad Cow Motorsports


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48: Svedish Slaabs


49: Cupcake Racing


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50: Ike 101


51: The Legend Of Balki Bartokomous Racing


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52: Guild Of Calamitous Intent


53: HighBrow Ghetto


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54: Over Fifty Racing


55: Def Leppard Sucks


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56: Fletch Tech Racing


57: Pinto Slapped


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58: Bavarly Hillbillies


59: Overseas Group Ltd


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60: Puff-Puff-Pass


61: Taco Inspection Team


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62: Kung Fu & The Fu King Racers


63: Sheila And The Shields


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64: Little Buckaroo


65: Lost In The Dark


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66: Second Gear Second Team


67: The Big Outfit Racing


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68: TSOL


69: Darth Bimmer


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70: Team Iron Butt Racing