(Photo: Black Sabbath/EvoTechnik)
Let's give a warm welcome to the inevitable. A yet-unnamed individual will live in infamy for being the first private owner to suffer a Bugatti Veyron crackup. (As Motor Authority points out, two Veyron prototypes were destroyed during testing.) Apparently, this bug's Boeing-grade meats couldn't prevent its million-dollar-plus corpus from hydroplaning on a wet roadway and going nose first into a ditch. No word on the Lloyds of London claim, but we're eyeballing the damage at about a trillion five.
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