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2016 Buick Cascada: This Is It

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DISCUSSION

Let's be clear, if you're reading Jalopnik, this car isn't being marketed to you.

That's not to say you might not like it if you got off your high horse long enough to give it a minute, but Buick knows that's pretty unlikely.

There are, however, people who will buy them.

1) Retirees on both coasts.
2) Women of a certain age.
3) Middle-aged gay men.*
4) Rental car companies.
5) Upper middle class parents of teenage girls in the Midwest and South.

*This is not a judgement call. This is marketing demographics.