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Let's be clear, if you're reading Jalopnik, this car isn't being marketed to you.
That's not to say you might not like it if you got off your high horse long enough to give it a minute, but Buick knows that's pretty unlikely.
There are, however, people who will buy them.
1) Retirees on both coasts.
2) Women of a certain age.
3) Middle-aged gay men.*
4) Rental car companies.
5) Upper middle class parents of teenage girls in the Midwest and South.
*This is not a judgement call. This is marketing demographics.