11. When you aren’t actively seeking 250 mph — a tall order even on the 85 mph Texas 130 toll road, aka God’s Gift To American Speed — the Veyron is actually quite civilized. Mind you, the ride is always supercar-appropriate levels of stiff, and the seven-speed dual clutch transmission can be finicky in traffic, but other than that it’s surprisingly easy to drive. The Veyron is perfectly suited to moderate-speed cruising if that’s what you want.

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12. It’s basically impossible to keep up with. When we weren’t taking turns driving the Bugatti, we were in a 2014 Kia Forte I rented at the airport. (It was that or the 2014 Corolla. I believe I chose wisely.) While the Kia turned out to be a surprisingly good small car, it had less than a snowball’s chance in hell of keeping up with this $2.35 million beast. The Veyron’s acceleration is both terrifying and undramatic.

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When you’re behind it, you watch its rear end duck down right before it sort of disappears into the horizon. It doesn’t speed off so much as it does vanish.

As you might expect, the mightiest acceleration came when Butch was driving. He’s had more time in this car than anyone so he knows exactly how far it can be pushed and is therefore less worried about crashing than Matt. He’s also about 3,000x the driver.

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Following them in the Kia, I kept saying to myself, “I wish I had something that could keep up,” but that’s a dumb thing to say. What else could hold its own against a Veyron? I’d pretty much need another Veyron. Or an F-16.

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13. The interior of the Bugatti is... well, it’s kind of perfect. Maybe this has more to do with the fact that it’s basically a decade old now, but it’s not loaded down with digital displays and fancy touch screens.

You get three big analog gauges right up front, a remarkably simple climate control and stereo setup, and about the nicest, highest quality materials you can find in any car. It’s both ornate and refreshingly simple.

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Is the interior $2.35 million good? I don’t really know if anything is, but I know the inside of this car is fantastic. The seats are great, too. They have rather firm backs, but they manage to be extremely comfortable with just the right amount of bolstering.

Just don’t expect power seats if you get the Grand Sport Vitesse. They’re manual all the way in order to save weight. I think that’s hilarious and so should you.

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14. Speaking of weight, the Grand Sport Vitesse weighs a whopping 4,400 pounds. In spite of this, it’s a decent handler. Butch is the first person to admit that it’s not a track car the way a Lamborghini or a Porsche is, but it never feels like a giant boat on the road. I didn’t get the chance to put it through as many corners as I would have liked, but I was surprised at how neutral it feels.

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15. You will learn just how carefully you can drive a car when you’re behind the wheel of one of these things. Would you like to be the guy who put a dent in a $2.35 million car, the guy who made a mistake in traffic that led to it getting t-boned by a Ford Focus? No. No you don’t, and neither did I.

16. It’s not a Lambo, dude.

17. If I were to become $2.35 million richer tomorrow, I can’t say this is the car I’d buy. But even if it’s a car for the one percent of the one percent, it’s absolutely incredible from an engineering standpoint. It is every bit the rolling technological masterpiece Ferdinand Piëch dreamed it would be, a testament to everything VW Group can do when their scientists are allowed to go as mad as they can possibly be.

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Even if I never even scratched the surface of its potential during my brief drive, I can tell you that it’s a marvelous machine.

18. Being able to say “I have driven a Bugatti Veyron” is pretty nice.