This Subaru R/C Car Vs. Stick Bomb Race Is The Ultimate Toy Car Fantasy

It's a little 2015 Subaru WRX STI R/C car versus Stick Bomb, the rather more explosive take on tongue depressors. It's basically a car racing an explosion and it's better than it has any right to be.

Right now I hope there is an advertising executive at Hotbox Matchwheels or something screaming into the phone, J. Jonah Jameson-style, "I DON'T CARE HOW YOU DO IT, JUST MAKE THIS AND MAKE IT IN LIFE SIZE."

If you're wondering how the stick bomb thing works, it's that all the little popsicle sticks are held together in tension. Here's their Wikipedia page, and here's a record-setting attempt with these things from 2009.