Oh hey, Steve. Can I call you Steve? I’m assuming that’s alright, as we hang out late at night together. No? Not okay? I AM SO SORRY MR. COLBERT I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN AND I’M KINDA JUST MELTING INSIDE RIGHT NOW AAAHHHHH THIS IS SO COOL.

I mean, uh, ahem. I am a professional. Thanks for showing our clip of us showing the new Autopilot feature in the Tesla Model S, Stephen. Glad to see you enjoyed it.

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Next time, we want to hear more about that Pinto. And in case you missed it (my best friend Stephen didn’t, OBVIOUSLY) here’s the original video we did this week.


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