Traffic sucks, so why not start your morning off with some music? You provide the toast and we’ll provide the jams.

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With the triumphant return of Hoon of the Day, I can think of several good reasons to buy a thousand-dollar car. Of course, none of those involve daily transportation, and all of those have a high likelihood of vehicular carnage.

Woe be unto you if you’ve got a thousand-dollar car that doesn’t work, though. That’s no fun.

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This song? The Bottle Rockets’ lead singer Brian Henneman told American Songwriter that it was the result of buying a butt turrible ‘77 Chrysler New Yorker. Enjoy the fruits of his misery.

[H/T Mitch]