Caption This: Mercedes Safety Concept Models

A picture's worth a thousand words and we look to you, the all-knowing, witty commentariat of Jalopnik to provide those words. Can you provide the caption that'll wow your peers and make the stone-faced Jalopnik editors crack a smile? » 6/15/09 6:40pm 6/15/09 6:40pm

Mercedes ESF 2009 Concept, Safest Car Ever

Since we can't even begin to explain how advanced technology like airbag brakes on the Mercedes ESF 2009 Concept work, we're extremely relieved to see Mercedes do it for us in these videos. » 6/11/09 3:30pm 6/11/09 3:30pm

Mercedes ESF 2009 Concept: Airbag Brakes?!

This is the Mercedes ESF 2009 Concept, scheduled to be officially revealed next week, it represents everything Mercedes knows about safety. Early details reveal airbags being used as emergency brakes. Wait, what? » 6/09/09 5:30pm 6/09/09 5:30pm