CNN.com's displaying mainstream media's usual ignorance of the automotive world today. Usually it's believing 'merican automakers aren't building the vehicles 'mericans want to buy. Today? Believing one Civic picture's as good as another.
Or Maybe You'll Just Look Like an Asshole: USAT on Scissor Doors
Always with their bar-graphin', pie-chartin' fingies on the pulse of automotive culture, the USA Todays take on the topic of upward-swinging doors, which, let's face it, should only ever be offered on Lamborghinis. Retrofitting them to anything less ultimately reveals you as the bro-hammin', no-taste-havin' dillhole…
The Detroit News' $100,000 Gaffe
Notice anything wrong with this headline/photo combo? Apparently the web guys at The Detroit News didn't figure it out until later this morning, but one reader, Reader Jon (as we're fond of calling him), whose eyes are so sharp they may as well have been crafted by Jim Bowie hissowndamnself, cribbed a screenshot…
Mitsubishi Takes Blue Ribbon At the Brodeo: Maxim Calls Eclipse 'Best…
Frat brothers of the world, unite and take over your pals over at Maxim have elected the Mitsubishi Eclipse to the throne of "GT of the Year." Proving that the bro-hams over at Tha Max know jack shizznack about autos, this is the first time in four years that a Mitsu has made the list. Now we know that the Japanese…
And We Thought We Were Unliterate...
The first thing we do every morning is pop onto Google News and see what's up in the world of automobilia. Oftentimes we'll spend more time trolling the Goog than we do actually writing the posts, which should come as no surprise to our more astute/less persistently-vegetative readers. Apparently, this morning's top…
List For Rich Dudes Gets Veyron Horsepower Number Wrong
It's only 987, duPont Registry people, not 1001. That is, if you're measuring it in proper 'Merican horsepower numbers, like the 505 cranked out by the new Z06. A car which all y'all incidentally nominated as Best Bang for the Buck in your survey of the finest exotic vehicles exceptionally wealthy people can buy. We…
