We Finally Have The Name Of The Next Fast And The Furious Movie

This just in: the eighth installment of the Fast and Furious franchise now has a name. And it’s not Fast 8. Because that would make too much sense.

Instead, it’s being called one of these, we’re not sure which:

• The Face of the Phlebotomist
• The Flake of the Flurry-ous
• The Fax and the Furriest
• The Flax and the Fumiest
• The Friends of the Framliest
• The Faps and the Furry-esque
• The Flops and the Flipper-rest
• The Fight over the Frosted Tips
• The Funds of the Forbes List
• The Fate of the Furious
• The Freaks and the Farmers
• The Frogs of the Former Fest
• The Feels of the Frendliest
• The Fear of the Flautist
• The Funk of the Flatulence

Fast 8: The Fight over the Frosted Tips stars Helen Mirren, Charlize Theron and Vin Diesel. It will be the greatest film of all time.