If you know me, you know that I like my vodka cold, my music loud, and my Miatas going around corners and powered by internal combustion. But an electric Miata dragster? That is heresy enough to defrock a Pope.

This 9.61 second quarter mile isn't even the fastest that the satanic sinful Miata has run. This seventh circle of hell car has run a 9.1, which means it's flirting with getting into the eights.

It's a witch! Burn it!

If this Miata isn't the work of Lucifer himself or some sort of Cerberus-type dog with opposable thumbs, then I don't know how it came to exist. Just don't let whoever did this near my Miata.

Hat Tip to @SpaceHippos!