The East Coast earthquake may finally have a cause: the unholy union of Jack White, Mozart and Insane Clown Posse. The Detroit duo and uglier half of The White Stripes crafted a bizarro cover of Mozart's "Leck Mich Im Arsch," which in fact is exactly as dirty as it sounds, as you can hear for yourself below. (NSFW! Audible cursing!) Vizzini put together a much more successful remix of a classic today, appropriating John Madden for the military's turducken approach to hauling a damaged F/A-18 home:
Madden: So you take this C5, uh, uh, Galaxy, see, and it can just carry the world, just move it around and carry it everywhere. So, whacha do is you open that C5 up, just open up the front there, just pop that nose right open, and BOOM, you have room right there to carry stuff. Now, what you can carry can be something big, like a tank, or a lot of little things, like solders, you see, but what you really want to do, what you really want to see, is to take something you don't expect, you take another airplane, like this F/A-18 Hornet, and you just lop off the wings there, 'cause they won't fit otherwise - the big airplane is big, but it's not that big - and you just take those wings right off, and you put them somewhere else, and then BOOM, you put that Hornet right there in the middle of the big ol' C5, right there inside it. See, so you you have one airplane, with another airplane right inside it. And the whole thing flies. So it's the Galornet, see, it's the Hornet inside the Galaxy, it's the Galornet. Or the C5F/A-18. But that's hard to remember and doesn't make much sense, so it's the Galornet.
Insane Clown Posse - Leck Mich Im Arsch by Third Man Records