COTD: Adrian takes the wheel edition

Adrian Newey tends to be a man in control, whether designing Formula 1 cars or, as in this clip, driving a Ford GT40. Killernoodle deciphers what Newey might have been reading when he checked out the RB5's manual:

RB5 Owners Manual
By: Adrian Newey

TABLE OF CONTENTS
Chapter 1 : How to get in and out of your RB5
Chapter 2 : Steering Wheel
Chapter 3 : Steering Wheel
Chapter 4 : Steering Wheel
Chapter 5 : Steering Wheel
Chapter 6 : Steering Wheel
Chapter 7 : Steering Wheel
Chapter 8 : Steering Wheel
Chapter 9 : Steering Wheel
Chapter 10 : Steering Wheel
Chapter 11 : Tire pressures and Fluid levels