If you thought self-parking was just for Lexus, this awesome Volkswagen Touran minivan commercial (which we're trotting out again for Maximum Minivan Day 'cause it's awesome) is about to make you look like a fool. The Germans love minivans and David Hasselhoff, making this pairing a match made in heaven for the average Bavarian. So watch as this cool German guy shows you how it's done — Knight Rider style. Minivans, über alles! [Ads Of The World]

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