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    The Snake Wants To Put You In A '78 Plymouth Arrow!

    Very Much Unlike A Turtle With Bad Knees: 1977 Datsun 200-SX!

    1977 Datsun King Cab: 11.3 Cubic Feet Of Cab Space!

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    The 1981 Mustang Runs On White Powder!

    When you're a six-foot-tall, 80-pound 1981 babe, the list of things you need for a hot night on the dance floor is pretty short: 1) Cocaine. 2) Absurdly high heels. 3) A Ford Mustang. 4) Cocaine. 5) Cocaine. Ford was eager to provide Item #3, and the 88 HP four-cylinder engine lets you save your money for you-know-what!


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