Nick Hogan = Douche Rocket

Is Pussy a Bad wurd now?

Even that plastic yellow interior couldn't save him.

It's a good thing he wasn't racing. I't must have been one hell of a fast curb though.

I can't believe how untouched the front is!

If I have to say something, at least he put that poor, genetically-mutated car out of its misery. Best mod so far.

@Buckster: You obviously missed the joke. Go back and read the rest of the sad, sad tale of Nick Hogan.

Did this crash kill anyone? The Hogan kid was questionable for a bit, right?

dibs on parting it out

@MazdaEric: He basically walked away, while his friendly will probably be a lifetime Schiavo.

That must have been one big P***y that did that to that poor Magnet!

@Buckster: Spelling it out tends to upset content filters.

@Rotang:

I don't think there are any parts left. You couldn't smash this thing up any more if you dismantled it and individually crushed each part.

Nick Hogan = Major DB (and that dosen't mean drum brakes)

I'm fairly amazed that anyone lived through this.

Wrestlemania 1998??? I HAVENT BEEN IN THE LOOP SINCE ABOUT '86, BUT... I DONT THINK 'OL TERRY WAS MUCH OF A FORCE IN 1998.

I hope this car ends up in a museum so it can be viewed 9-5 on weekdays and 10-4 on Saturdays.

You know what? This will decimate all... after we put about fifteen grand or more under the hood. If we have to, overnight some parts from Japan.

I have never got laid because of the car I drive, I can't even imagine what type of
p**pie had enough magnetism to screw up my cell phone and make my car go all squirrly

Evidence that douching and driving don't mix.

OOOOOOHHHH! I see.

Yet another in the endless parade of wrecks sponsored by daddy's money.

@Froggmann: HAHAHA... nicely done

Did he try a high-speed run on the Jumbolair Estates?

@Dr.Danger: Go sit in the corner.

They really oughtta make cars out of palm tree.

If there had been a Reckless Driving Lane, this wouldn't have happened. This is all the motivation we need to pursue this so-called lane, which SAVE lives!

Man, that is one Hella-big intercooler . . . I can only imagine the kind of turbo whiplash that thing must've had at boost threshold.

@beercheck:
Ah crap. Now instead of fake CF kits and parts, we're going to see fake PT parts. APC's stock is going to go up realllllly soon I feel!

Recover all usable parts and get crackin' on part two of this amazing story...

You know something Mean Gene, you don't have to remind me that the little Hulkster sucks at driving, brother. When he crossed the lanes he was hovering over the road, brother, He saw his pants getting wet man. With quite possibly his greatest screw up of all times, the Ultimate Challenge will take place...and as he crashed his buddy's head into the palm tree, brother, the blood spilled from his head like he'd been hit with a Heavyweight title belt, man. Nothing but negative vibes man. Hulkamania was running wild like it's never ran before! But the little Douche Bag must realize that when he steps into the courtroom, when you feel the energy that is gonna run wild throughout the jury, those are not my people, brother. That's the law's energy brother and little Nicky, but this is where the power lies man and the power of the Hulkster, the largest arms in the world and once I get you down on your knees Nick Bollea, I'm gonna ask you one question brother. I'm gonna ask you: do you want to live forever? And if your answer is yes you dumb ass, then I'm only gonna kick your ass a little bit. I can save ya, my Hulkamaniacs can save ya. We can turn the darkness that you live in into the light. We can save all your drifting geeks with the training, the prayers, and the vitamins. But I gotta prove one thing to all my little Hulkamaniacs out there, it's not whether you win or whether you lose, the only thing that matters is what kind of winner you are or what kind of loser you are and Douch Bag Hogan, I sure hope you're a good loser brother. Whatcha ya gonna do when the largest arms in the world and Hulkamania destroys you?

I guess the little hulkster didn't take his vitamins or drink his milk.

@POLAЯ - EDITOЯ WANNABE:

world Heavyweight COTD Champion right there!

Anytime it's tree versus car...take the tree....

@Limehouse: It's a good thing he was driving a real race car, or he might have gotten hurt. I wasn't sure if it was or not until I saw the subs in the back.

Poor supra. I think I'm gonna go on youtube and watch videos of him crashing the drift viper that he would never be driving if it weren't for daddy.

Somebody owes someone a ten-second car, or something

@theeastbaykid: I fuck up my friends on palm tree at a time!

@POLAЯ - EDITOЯ WANNABE: Err.. I fuck up my friends ONE palm tree at a time!

he oughta been wrestling

Back in the day, in small towns, notorious horrible wrecks would make the paper--next of kin be damned--and the twisted and torn up cars would be hauled through town on a flatbed and often went to their respective dealer's crash lots. And people would go look at these wrecks and sometimes want to buy and restore the hot, hot car that had killed its owner.
And the local rescue squad talked and people knew all the gruesome details.
Those were the days.

Supra stronger than Enzo.

@POLAЯ - EDITOЯ WANNABE: I think Polar should get to write stories for the Jalop. Editor wanna be indeed.

@Novaload: There's a pickup truck that may be up for grabs that ran over its owner!
[jalopnik.com]

@nassin2: Cheers! Thank you.

@graverobber: This wreck should tour America's high schools to scare the kids out of douchebaggery, much like the wrecked cars that show up to warn against drunk driving.

@Novaload: When you think about it, we're kind of doing the same thing here today. It's just too bad that Nick Hogan obviously feels no shame. Hell, even before the crash he should have felt ashamed of driving a "Fast and the Furious" douchebag car.

I just want to thank Polar for his infinite wisdom and the Clearwater Police Department for having such a good Photographer on the payroll.