Here, we have the actual Death Race trailer. Hit that link for the real Statham-hotness. We can't tell if this is the result of rampant fanboyism, or the beginnings of a painfully long viral marketing campaign, but something teaserish has surfaced for the new movie "re-imagination" Death Race. We ain't saying' nothin' as to it's authenticity - it could be a mashup of an anti speeding campaign, could be impressive indie work, or it could be the real thing, but it is creepy. It also makes us want to know how many points that would have been worth.

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