Traffic sucks, so why not start your morning off with some music? You provide the toast and we'll provide the jams.
Inside secret space laboratory, lab coat scientist tentatively approaches the meteor, chisel in hand. He strikes once, silence. He strikes twice, a creak and a shudder. He strikes a third time, and Young Thug's 'Danny Glover' booms out.
The building crumbles. Children cry with joy. Space rap.