You'll Know What To Do When Kia Gives You A Red Pill And A Blue Pill

A couple of mysterious pills and The Matrix on Blu-ray come from Kia in the mail and that's a signal for something, right? I mean, watching the Kia K900 Super Bowl ad would also work, but it will also consume 90 seconds of your life.


If only Mazarin wrote the instructions:

"You take the blue pill - The story ends. You wake up in your GM and believe... whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - You stay in this Kia dealership and I show you how deep the product line goes."

That explains everything, thanks. Now, who do I see about some hamsters driving a hatchback?

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