You made, it, you glorious kooks! The finish line of another week! And you did it--you won, a glorious, hard-won victory, and now you smell like gasoline and sweat and are covered in a fine grit. Go get take a shower, FFS.

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Jason Torchinsky

Senior Editor, Jalopnik • Running: 1973 VW Beetle, 2006 Scion xB, 1990 Nissan Pao, 1991 Yugo GV Plus • Not-so-running: 1973 Reliant Scimitar, 1977 Dodge Tioga RV (also, buy my book!)