You know what the “SM” in Citroën SM stands for, don’t you? SUPER MONDAY, mother respecters, and that’s what you MRs are going to have today! Got me? I don’t want any trouble. Just flashy, glittery, hydropneumatic wowings. Go forth and wow.

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Jason Torchinsky

Senior Editor, Jalopnik • Running: 1973 VW Beetle, 2006 Scion xB, 1990 Nissan Pao, 1991 Yugo GV Plus • Not-so-running: 1973 Reliant Scimitar, 1977 Dodge Tioga RV (also, buy my book!)