Yes, scientists, yes, place the components for the Erot-O-Ray in the back of the Opel, and soon we’ll have the whole city--then the whole WORLD--so aroused that all commerce will cease, and everyone will be at my mercy! Oooh ha ha ha ha ha ha! Also, happy Monday.

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What a beautifully useful vehicle. Are those rear window privacy shutters?