Would You Dragon The New Corvette?

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Humping cars is a bit of a tradition around here. We can't help it. If something exciting catches out eye, we've gotta express it. How badly do you want to hump the 2014 Corvette? We're betting really badly.


Welcome to Morning Would, where we present you with some of the most desirable, controversial cars ever built and ask what you would do to drive one.

Our answer? We may or may not have already humped it. (We did.)

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Alright, that's it! Enough with the prejudice with Wert! He's petrolsexual, so what? There are heterosexuals, bisexuals, homosexuals, petrolsexuals. Every person has it within themselves, and it's not exactly a choice. We live in times of freedom, where one can love whatever he choses. So, enough with the dragoning jokes. And you know why? Because WE ALL would fall for that one car that could turn every one of us into a petrolsexual. That one car, that special car would make us want to dragon it very hard. And you know something else? YOU WOULD ALL JOIN ME ON GANG BANGING A GODDAMN FERRARI 312