Awesome as the Woodward Dream Cruise is, many businesses on Woodward Avenue harbor a Biblical hate for it in their hearts. The marquee of the Magic Bag theater in fabulous Ferndale is going all Old Testament on us. [DetroitNews]
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If you know anything about Ferndale... well it's not really "Detroit". The people who live there are a little limp wristed... Eat sushi and ride bicycles. In other words they hate cars.