It's like the Sons of Anarchy and Evel Knievel conceived a kinky lovechild while jumping over the Grand Canyon aboard rocket sleds.

Based on off a 1929 Harley Board Track design, this custom motorcycle forgoes the normal engine bits for something with a bit more oomph. And a top speed of 200 miles per hour. And the ability to rattle windows from roughly five blocks away. Your neighbors will utterly despise you, but who cares? You just dropped $25,000 on a flippin' ROCKET-CYCLE.

Now, who wants to go jump a few dozen school buses? *Raises hand* [Ebay via Born Rich via Neatorama]

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