This squid took his motorcycle up to 150 mph without a helmet or goggles or any kind of protection from the wind. Let's learn from his stupidity.

I normally don't like posting videos of idiot motorcycle riders, but I think this one is fine, as it gives a pretty clear explanation of why you never want to try this yourself, ever.

Whatever is happening to his eyelids is not something any human being should have happen to them.

Amazingly, NASA conducted scientific testing in this field in the 1940s, going all the way up to 457mph. Check out that test right here.