What Would Toulouse-Lautrec Drive?

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Lately, we've been rather consumed with the Silver Jews' "Punks in the Beerlight," a song that drops a totally sensical nonsensical non-sequitur in the form of diminutive French painter and poster artist Henri Marie Raymond de Toulouse-Lautrec. Considering he died in 1901, there wasn't a vast vehicular choice available to him. But were the man alive today, loaded with the cash that's changed hands over his art since his demise, what would dear Henri drive?

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WTF... Where did this question come from? Let's see - Lautrec was a handicapped, alcoholic, syphilitic, and mentally unstable person. His legs were the length of a child's... Maybe there should be the option of a Fisher Price Barbie model Corvette... You know, the one you get at Toys R Us.