Last year we tried to goad you, our valuable readers, into eating a car. Did anybody get into that, by the way? We haven’t heard from you in the form of victory emails or lawsuits so I’m gonna guess “no,” but there is one guy who got close to the idea of putting a car in his mouth.
That’d be this 93-year-old guy who pulled a car with his teeth for the glory of being on some perverse-looking television show.
Seriously though, check this dude out:
Who’s gonna top it?
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