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A reader with cameraphone set on stun in Las Vegas grabbed these shots of a Hemi Dodge Charger adorned with mock portholes of the Buick persuasion. Maybe the GM brand's fender motif will one day become a generic style attribute, but that day has yet to arrive. And anyway, doesn't this guy know three holes means it's a V6? C'mon. [Thanks to Michael for the tip.]

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