So admittedly, Schwinn Stingrays and old funny cars aren't a patch on what's available today in their respective classes as far as performance goes. But let's face it, the badassness factor was so much higher in the day. They may not have hit 300mph 35 years ago, but their operators also weren't vegetable-chewing, product-whoring motherfuckers. They out-radded Cru Jones without so much as a second thought. Frankly, we're pretty sure even Cha-Cha had chest hair back then.

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