Traffic sucks, so why not start your morning off with some music? You provide the toast and we’ll provide the jams.

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Take off the damn parrot hat, dump that margarita mix down the drain and just, generally turn off the Jimmy Buffet I know you’re all blaring at 8:30 a.m. It’s time to get down on this Weensday with a true tale of being lost in tropical living.

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