A NEW DECREE SHALL HENCEFORTH REIGN OVER THE LAND: when you scrap your car, and you recycle all the metal, and all the plastic, and you drain all the fluids, the tires shall be given to the elephants. Because elephants love old tires more than you ever will.
D'awwwwwwwww. All I ever want to do now is go to the Elephant Nature Park in Thailand where these awesome people reside.
Yes, Elephants are People. That is also part of the decree.