Reports from our wagon racing pal Gaffo Jones confirm that giant '70s Mopar station wagons are still no damn good in the snow. An attempt at rally-style driveway motoring with the column mounted torqueflite selector in low netted a low-speed slide and near collision into a parked Sport Fury. No further attempts at driving have been made. Gaffo will remain on his top sekrit island hideout for the time being.

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