Detroit's already won the kitsch jackpot with the city's new Robocop statue. But now's your chance to give the Motor City the other statue it deserves: Robocop's nemesis ED-209. Head over to the Metro Times website to write in ED-209 as the "Best Statue to Commission - After Robocop."

While you're there, and since you have to vote for 20, feel free to vote for my friend, Dwayne Gill, as "Best Local Comic." He's a Michigan State Police trooper and a former member of the Governor's security detail.

So you don't have to vote for him, but he'll shoot you if you don't.

Vote here.